Today a special shout goes out to Brandon and Dee Gray. On August 1, 2011, at 9AM on a chilly summer morning, 6lbs, 13oz, and 20cm of joy was welcomed into the world. Yes, I’m talking about the one and only Kaori Maris Gray. Once you learn to walk, I’m sure you and your older brother Kace will have many reigns of terror and I’m sure I’ll be there egging you both on in the shadows. I’d wish you good fortune, say a blessing, or all the other stuff that Uncles are supposed to do but it’s unnecessary. All the good things in life will come to you because you are your father’s son.
Now, while you’re still able to, let me talk to you about this baby card ya got. See as a baby, you can scam a lot of people with your cuteness. I know cause I used to do it. I’m serious man, all it takes is a little goo goo this ga ga that, and you’re in. I’m talkin birthdays, Christmas presents, the works. Holla at me when you turn 2, we’ll talk.