Letters to White Jesus

Dear Jesus,

Why did you make us watch Do the Right Thing in class? You know how I feel about certain folks learning my secrets. I love watching Rosie Perez shake her ass in skin tight leotards but not in class Jesus, not in class. And then that one girl said Buggin Out kinda looked like Malcolm X and I had to refrain from using my back hand. See Jesus, see why it’s not a good idea to do this?

Your number 1 pal,
Cai

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