Gummy Bear Philosophy

When I was a pup, ever the philosopher, I created many theories to make sense of the world. This is one.

People are like gummy bears. They have the same basic make up inside and out. They come in many different colors, flavors, and scents. But for all these minor differences they all live in the same bag. The bag is only of a certain size and durability so it’d be wise for the gummies to not rip a hole in it or over fill it because we only have one bag.

I’ve found the best way to experience gummies is to not individually eat them one by one but to just grab a handful, not worrying about if the colors match or if they are all symmetrical and shoving them into your mouth. The gummies are ground up by the enameled teeth of death. Their solid bodies turning into liquid and where there was once tiny individual gummies there is now only a single pool of sweet nectar that exists in perfect harmony with itself.

 

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11 responses to “Gummy Bear Philosophy

    • No but it’s funny that you mention that because I’ve been wanting to try some human lately. The teeth symbolize the process of death. Death grinds us all up eventually reducing us to our most basic composition. In this scenario that just happens to be liquid.

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