On How to Properly Approach a Man

Ladies, we are entering a new age of adminstration. One where traditional power roles are being reversed. For many a moon women have been steadily stalking the success rabbit and have learned to sink their talons into its hide, forcing it to the ground and draining the life force from its ventricals.  Because of this shift in employment polarity, the social politics of men and women are naturally changing as well. Chivalry as we all know is dead, its body left juxtaposed between a dumpster and a puddle of piss in a shallow alley where passerbys can regularly see. Taking its place is a man of mysterious intent, eyes masked by shadow and hoodie, whos body gives off an aura of emptiness.

So yeah… it’s a weird time for everbody. Fear not single and searching avengers, ya boi has your back. He knows what you want , your deepest hearts desires and he possess just enough, just a bit of fucks left to get you to your final destination. He knows that as a woman you were not classically trained on the art of the pick up game. And while I’m not the greatest myself (motivational issues) i do have the standard black belt that all men must enevitably possess lest they become 40 year old virgins.

Lesson 1 : Come Correct
Success in this game begins first with proper approach. I understand many of you are shy givin the politics of tradition and how in the past it was improper for a woman to address the man but times have changed and its time for you to change with them…Lord knows I have…Sorry i’m rambling .  Okay! Back on target. Come corrrect, yes!

When approaching a man first understand we don’t care about your shyness or any of the other shit you’re self conscious about that you think we care about. Guys are just happy to have a woman approach them at all thus giving us a much needed respite from the usual hum and drum of lifting the social introduction boulder.  That boulder is such a bore let me tell you.

Si, the next step is very simple, but very hard for women to do as your entire life you’ve (we’ve) been taught to lie, to which is no fault of y(our) own, blame the society we live in. The next step is to be honest. If you just wanna fuck a guy tell him your honest intention. If you just want to get to know a guy, tell him your honest intention. If you just want to…whatever, just tell him your honest intention. This way the guy doesn’t have to weave through the usual tumbled mess of trying to decipher your intentions (telling him to leave when you want him to stay, saying yes when you really mean no, using your friends to try and extract information from him) and can actually give you what you want.

Trust me, the truth works best for everyone involved. When you approach with the truth it will encourage him, your man, to also be truthful and ovetime maybe we all collectively can shatter this bullshit soceity of lies, half-truths, and misinformation. But ladies it starts with you first. Thank Chilvary, his last dying wish.

P.S. And men, when this wave rolls up dont fuck it up. Grab a canoe and float nigga, float.

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