When people urge me to get married, create kids, or get involved in a relationship of some kind, i feel like, they are setting me up for failure, because all this shit sounds like a trap to me. And i’m a wolf so i know a trap when i see one.
When you look at the situation on paper, it doesn’t make a lot of sense.
-Why get married or be in a relationship when every decision you make has to be about compromise? What if i want to dictate all my life choices? Nope, can’t do that now cause i’m in a relationship with this _____.
-Kids? Fuck no. You know how expensive those motherfuckers are? Do you know the amount of time it takes for them to fully develop? 20, 30, sometimes even 40 years. Nah son, don’t even have the patience or correct funds in my checking account.
-i’ve noticed throughout the years that women choose to have kids because they want the social status that comes with motherhood and also something that will love them unconditionally forever. Trick is, that isn’t always the case. Especially if you were a shit parent. If you want something to love you unconditionally buy a bitch, bitch.
-Men usually want kids to preserve their bloodline. A continuous succession of markers to colonize the time stream i suppose. Never made much sense to me unless life is just a big time based competition where we are are secretively trying to breed each other out over time to be the last family standing. In a way that sounds like the plot to Highlander.
And also the basics of Eugenics which…was actually a real thing.
-Don’t even get me started on how retarded the social norms for the dating game is. I don’t buy food for NOBODY unless you’re homeless or a friend. I’m DEFINITIVELY not taking your ass out to an expensive restaurant where i have to solo a $80 meal just so i can get some pussy later, (MAYBE,) ((if you don’t have a headache)).
Nah, would rather order a pizza from Dominoes and beat my meat for free. THANKYOUVERYMUCH