ON: Polyamory

Not down with polyamory
That shit is always messy
Every example i’ve ever seen
Ends in some huge tragedy
Usually
Do to dishonesty
Which is funny to me
Isn’t it all supposed to be about
Transparency
Polyamory, cool in theory but
Don’t trust the actors involved
Not tryna make that emergency call
i like my piss unstingy

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ON: Sweet Auburn Festival 2018: Divide & Conquer

Funniest part of the Sweet Auburn Festival was when Angie Stone took the stage and started working the crowd or as we like to call it in the industry, “crowd work.”

It was Mother’s Day weekend so of course when she asked the women to make some noise, the crowd erupted.

Then she asked the men to make some noise and there was a mousy murmur.

Angie then asked the women in the audience to make some noise in support of the men and there was a deafening silence…

And that shit — was hilarious.

Women hate the men of Atlanta and the men don’t feel so great about the women either.
It’s all so obviously transparent.
Like a blazing sun suspended in the sky starring you down.
Creating a sweat that if left untreated turns into a grimy slime.
Leading to infection and an early, untimely, death.
For ALL parties involved including yours truly.
Or are we already in decay.

ON: Kanye’s Choice

Before i begin, lets make one thing clear, i wrote this because i was bored.
i in no way endorse Mr. West’s political/philosophical views however

i do enjoy the shit out of his music. Why? Cuz the nigga made Jesus walk.

Kanye is right, to a degree. The philosophy he speaks, this definition of “choice,” is based on a centuries old guerreros code. When the barrel of a loaded gun is aimed at one’s head, anyone can choose to rebel or comply. Those in bondage chose to comply.
(Those that choose to rebel met other fates).

It’s easy for us in a position of comfort to sit back and judge the hard choices of others.
Honestly most people, no matter what point in the timeline you jump into, are not about that bushido life. Most people, myself included (depending on the situation) would gladly bow down to an oppressor in order to preserve what little time we have left. Most of us do it every day when we clock in to work each and every morning. Another day another dollar another chance for my boss to slurp up my surplus value.

This is a testament to how sweet a flower life is. To be forced to choose the lowest quality of life as opposed to a swift death at the hands of an enemy. Because life in any form is worth living. Wouldn’t you agree?

ON: Marriage, Kids, Dating in General

When people urge me to get married, create kids, or get involved in a relationship of some kind, i feel like, they are setting me up for failure, because all this shit sounds like a trap to me. And i’m a wolf so i know a trap when i see one.

When you look at the situation on paper, it doesn’t make a lot of sense.

-Why get married or be in a relationship when every decision you make has to be about compromise? What if i want to dictate all my life choices? Nope, can’t do that now cause i’m in a relationship with this _____.

-Kids? Fuck no. You know how expensive those motherfuckers are? Do you know the amount of time it takes for them to fully develop? 20, 30, sometimes even 40 years. Nah son, don’t even have the patience or correct funds in my checking account.

-i’ve noticed throughout the years that women choose to have kids because they want the social status that comes with motherhood and also something that will love them unconditionally forever. Trick is, that isn’t always the case. Especially if you were a shit parent. If you want something to love you unconditionally buy a bitch, bitch.

-Men usually want kids to preserve their bloodline. A continuous succession of markers to colonize the time stream i suppose. Never made much sense to me unless life is just a big time based competition where we are are secretively trying to breed each other out over time to be the last family standing. In a way that sounds like the plot to Highlander.
And also the basics of Eugenics which…was actually a real thing.

-Don’t even get me started on how retarded the social norms for the dating game is. I don’t buy food for NOBODY unless you’re homeless or a friend. I’m DEFINITIVELY not taking your ass out to an expensive restaurant where i have to solo a $80 meal just so i can get some pussy later, (MAYBE,) ((if you don’t have a headache)).

Nah, would rather order a pizza from Dominoes and beat my meat for free. THANKYOUVERYMUCH

How to Successfully Avoid People EveryDay

Sometimes in life,  for whatever reason, you may want to navigate the public arena without being stopped by another human being. Follow these simple steps to ensure success in that endevour.

1. Do Not Make Eye Contact-Perhaps the most important rule on the list. When a human eye locks on to another human eye, this creates an atmosphere advocating communication. Whether for positive or negative, communicative contact has been successfully triggered giving them the ability to stop you. To avoid being stopped, simply look left, look, right, look up, look down, whatever you do just dont look at them. By not initiating eye contact you can successfully navigate even the most populated areas without being stopped by another human being.

 

2. Walk Fast– Speed walking is a great way to gain some distance on people walking slower than you are. Use this ability to quickly get from here to there in a timely fashion while also minimizing being stopped by slower paced humans.

Consequently, if you are ever stopped or get trapped in a conversation, continue to walk and increase the speed a little bit. This will increase the difficulty for the person trying to talk to you.

 

3. Dont Speak– No, i dont know what you’re saying. I just know, from years of experience, the less you speak to people the less people will speak to you. Use this tactic every day. By simply shutting the fuck up, you will notice, like a contagion, everyone around you also shuts the fuck up. This tactic is great for bus rides, commutes, car pools, you name it!