In the night
Trotting down a hill
Group A followed by
A loner with longboard
Loner rolled downhill
Eager to catch up
Wheel hit a crack
Smacked down into the pavement
Board shattered in the act
A Loner was left
Group A continued along


My President Trump


To be honest, Trump is a necessary evil
I’m glad he’s in office
If it was Clinton (the sequel)
Americans would continue to be lazy
Disregarding the many issues that are now on the table
Even the neo-nazis and various assorted racisits
Have exposed themselves under Trumps regime
Making it that much easier to spot my enimies
Thank you Donald Trump
For being you
For igniting a fire under all these passive fuckers
From the NFL to the NBA and
All the couches and water coolers in-between

Crunchy Rolls

MrMs Universe i ask you why oh
Why is it that anytime im about to reach a new plateau in life
There’s always a fat, disgruntled, bitch awaiting me at the top
Blocking my path to success with jealousy and disdain
I understand that i am an attractive person
I understand that they want these nuts
But why cant they tame their passions
And treat me like an average person
Because i guarantee if i was ugly
i would NOT be having these problems
What is it with fat bitches
Always infatuated with me
Thinking they can CNTRL me
Bitch i’m a monk who takes great care of his temple
My body is a wonderland
You don’t even rake your yard
Belly piled up internally with trash
What makes you think you have a chance
Why would i want to stick my dick in pollution
im not trying to be callous
Just being the opposite of fake
Its funny how when you give niggas the real
They feelings start to shake and bake
Egos becoming crispy

The Countdown Begins

Barely 2 weeks into my new job and we’ve had a change of management. Miss D the woman who hired me has been replaced with Miss T and wouldnt you know it Miss T is already trying to fire me.

Out story begins at 4:30AM today when i woke up to catch the bus for my 6AM shift. I arrived to work 20minutes later but wasn’t able to clock in until 20minutes after my scheduled start time because Miss T was late arriving. Her excuse being she didnt know anyone was working with her this morning and so she went to go eat breakfast.

I basically continue on with my day and perform all the extra duties she tells me to do which include selling extra merchandise for some company competition, stocking in between customers, etc.

At the end of my shift Miss T tells me that I’m off the schedule till Wednesday and that i have to call back to see if i have more hours because i wasn’t hustling enough. Honestly I feel she got jealous that i was doing the job better than she was doing hers but whatever. I couldnt even add my opinion to the subject because she became confrontational so i figured it was best to shut up and get the fuck outta there.

I’m still trying to figure out how the hell i’m the one that needs to hustle if i showed up on work on time but she showed up late. Go figure. At this point i could already feel the uncomfortable vibe between out two energies so i know its only a matter of time before she fires me. Time to rack up all these minimum wage pennies the best i can while i can i guess.