Costco Combo Pizza

Got a hunger in my mind causing
A rumble in my tummy
There’s a certain flavor i want to taste
Costco combo pizza
When i recall the taste
i remember Your face
Soft brown lady
With a single bun
Swallowed by black dress
Wearing the frequency i like
(its all about energy with me)
Wish you would’ve talked more and
Had not been around your asshole friend
Her negativity spoiled the vibe
Next time have the courage to
Talk to me direct
With no posse by you side
Remember
A lone gunman always respects another
Respect

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ON: Douglas County Corn Hole Tournament Fundraiser Brawl

Be gentle
We cannot all be as reserved as myself
Especially those from Douglas county it seems
Don’t get mad at me
For poeting what i see
Strive to be better than what you are
Now
It is the only and truest victory

The Right To Be A Coward

Technically dont i have a right to be a coward?
Like if a man can choose to be a woman
And vice versa
Why cant i choose to be a coward?
Why you ask
Strictly for the benefits
We’ve as a species
Have entered a brave new world
Where anyone can potentially be
Anything and
Choices and ideas that were
Demonized in the past
Today we collectively have
A different stance on
And have realized
Some off these choices arent so bad
So why cant I choose to be a coward
And have my choice if not celebrated
Tolerated

 

How to Successfully Avoid People EveryDay

Sometimes in life,  for whatever reason, you may want to navigate the public arena without being stopped by another human being. Follow these simple steps to ensure success in that endevour.

1. Do Not Make Eye Contact-Perhaps the most important rule on the list. When a human eye locks on to another human eye, this creates an atmosphere advocating communication. Whether for positive or negative, communicative contact has been successfully triggered giving them the ability to stop you. To avoid being stopped, simply look left, look, right, look up, look down, whatever you do just dont look at them. By not initiating eye contact you can successfully navigate even the most populated areas without being stopped by another human being.

 

2. Walk Fast– Speed walking is a great way to gain some distance on people walking slower than you are. Use this ability to quickly get from here to there in a timely fashion while also minimizing being stopped by slower paced humans.

Consequently, if you are ever stopped or get trapped in a conversation, continue to walk and increase the speed a little bit. This will increase the difficulty for the person trying to talk to you.

 

3. Dont Speak– No, i dont know what you’re saying. I just know, from years of experience, the less you speak to people the less people will speak to you. Use this tactic every day. By simply shutting the fuck up, you will notice, like a contagion, everyone around you also shuts the fuck up. This tactic is great for bus rides, commutes, car pools, you name it!